Woman Disgusted By Kids Eating Same Fried Chicken Meal That She'll Demolish Tonight, P**sed

Will Noble
By Will Noble Last edited 7 months ago
Woman Disgusted By Kids Eating Same Fried Chicken Meal That She'll Demolish Tonight, P**sed

A woman has expressed her disgust at the sight of schoolkids consuming the exact same fried chicken meal that she plans to demolish while pissed up, in nine hours' time.

"It's a sad sign of the times, seeing these young people put such crap into their bodies," said Denise Hardship, before revealing she's looking forward to tucking into a Chicken Village Combo No.4 at 1am, while buzzing off seven rum & cokes, and a handful of Marlboros she hopes to find on the night bus.

"It's obviously different for adults," she explained, "When you've got got 21 units of booze coursing through your veins, the only sensible thing to do is eat a trough's-worth of deep fried matter."

"Unless those kids are blind drunk, then what they're doing is a disgrace," she added.

Last Updated 22 May 2018