London World's Best City Until Poll Next Week Says It's The Worst

London World's Best City Until Poll Next Week Says It's The Worst
London: isn't it just the best/worst. Image: Shutterstock

London is the best city in the world, an entirely random poll/survey/not-very-scientific study has revealed. The UK capital was praised for its excellent transport system, thriving nightlife, free attractions and the politeness of Londoners.

London will remain world's best city until next week, when another random poll/survey/not-very-scientific study will decide it's the world's worst city. This will be due to its overstrained transport system, lack of nightlife, expensive attractions and the impoliteness of Londoners.

The top 10 world's best cities:

1. London
2. Paris
3. London, Ontario
4. Wildcard City in China You Never Heard Of
5-9. Scandinavian Stuff
10. Mordor, because some geeks tried to rig the poll/survey/not-very-scientific study

Last Updated 27 March 2019