Best Of Londonist: 2 July 2017

Your Sunday morning best of Londonist weekly round-up.

"No Standing, No Wanking and No Penetration": Behind Closed Doors at Liquid Love.

"Austin Powers is on the iPod and I can feel a flaccid cock on my foot."


Why the Hell Do People Go on the Emirates Air Line?

£88 for a private cabin...


The Best Spots for Enjoying London's Rivers

Picnic spots galore


Is This London's Naughtiest Bathroom?

A visit to 18 Stafford Terrace.


Meet the Londoners Living in Their Vans

"If you're a person willing to learn and change, then it's a good experience, if you fight it then it won't be."


Areas That Don't Want to Be in London

We love London, but others aren't so fond.


These London Tourist Attractions Are Rubbish... Apparently

Less Russell Brand, more Hitler please.


Escape the City at This Little London Nature Reserve

It's an urban oasis.


Our Favourite Photos From 1880s London

Turn back the clocks.


We've Found London's Best Cake Shops So You Don't Have To. You're Welcome.

Great bakes.


10 Secrets of Hammersmith and Fulham

Where you can see the tide without looking at the tide.


In Pictures: London's Landmarks Under Construction

The beginning of icons.


In Photos: The Coolest Classic Cars in London

Cruising the streets.


Bazalgette's Best Known for Building London's Sewage System, but Look What Else He Built

Is there anything this man couldn't do?


Follow a 'Secret Passage' to Get Into Blackfriars Station

You could use Blackfriars hundreds of times and never notice...


8 Secrets of Putney Bridge

From near tragedy to stinky sewerage.


In Pictures: 20th Century Shoreditch

Shoreditch was always edgy


How Many of London's Spiciest Dishes Have You Tried?

Let's get hot.


Londoners' Break-Up Stories; The Sad, the Poignant - and the Hilarious

To counterbalance all the soppy romantic posts that clog up your newsfeed.


Stay Cool as a Cucumber in These London Bars

Avoid turning into crackling this summer at these chilled London bars


Unusual Stuff That Goes on Inside the Tower of London

Game of Thrones to ghosts.


Anyone Fancy a Coffee in a Victorian Public Toilet?

Lovingly transformed.


A Victorian Prophecy of Doom

The palace will fall.


In Photos: St Paul's Looking Its Best

Standing tall.


Artist's Model of a Doomed West End Bookshop

"Soho is currently being erased!"


Is This the Best Fried Chicken in London?

Bring on the mac and cheese...


The Bouncer Who Modelled for London's Statues

"I think that truly I have made my mark on London"


Museum of London's New Display Shows Off London's Recycling History

The 'make do and mend' spirit has been around for centuries


Whales, Mail Rail, and a Secret Society: July's Best Exhibitions

Dippy's replacement is unveiled this month


How Many Cuppas Does It Take to Build a Skyscraper?

"I'd love more people to get into construction, you're building other people's houses, I feel proud to be like, yeah, I was there, I helped build that,"


City Views Don't Get Much Better Than This

A pub crawl with a difference.


£20 Off Travel for Londonist Readers

Cheaper travel with CommuterClub


Food Review: Indian Street Food at Hankies

Pre-theatre food on a budget, solved...


Go Running or Get Muddy for a Great Cause This Summer

Calling all women.


Save Some Cash Without Even Trying With This App

We've found an app to help you save money


London's Best Bars for Gigs

Bands and beer.


A Spinning Artwork Hovers Over St Pancras

... and it looks a bit like a fidget spinner.


London at Night, as Seen Through Londoners' Photos

A history of the capital under darkness.


East London Gets Even More Art-Y for Art Night

Can you tell we're very excited?


BP Portrait Award Is Back - but It's Much the Same

53 finalists on display at National Portrait Gallery.


Food Review: Baz and Fred

Bring on the chorizo...


Video: A Peckham Home for Made of Dough Pizza

Bring on the parmesan...


Eat, See and Hear Korea at This Free Festival

Free and family friendly.


Chelsea Might Not Be Getting a Crossrail Station After All

Changes afoot in Crossrail 2 plans


Plans to Make More Stations Step-Free Revealed

Amersham, Buckhurst Hill, Cockfosters, and others