Your Sunday morning best of Londonist weekly round-up.
"No Standing, No Wanking and No Penetration": Behind Closed Doors at Liquid Love.
"Austin Powers is on the iPod and I can feel a flaccid cock on my foot."
Why the Hell Do People Go on the Emirates Air Line?
£88 for a private cabin...
The Best Spots for Enjoying London's Rivers
Picnic spots galore
Is This London's Naughtiest Bathroom?
A visit to 18 Stafford Terrace.
Meet the Londoners Living in Their Vans
"If you're a person willing to learn and change, then it's a good experience, if you fight it then it won't be."
Areas That Don't Want to Be in London
We love London, but others aren't so fond.
These London Tourist Attractions Are Rubbish... Apparently
Less Russell Brand, more Hitler please.
Escape the City at This Little London Nature Reserve
It's an urban oasis.
Our Favourite Photos From 1880s London
Turn back the clocks.
We've Found London's Best Cake Shops So You Don't Have To. You're Welcome.
10 Secrets of Hammersmith and Fulham
Where you can see the tide without looking at the tide.
In Pictures: London's Landmarks Under Construction
The beginning of icons.
In Photos: The Coolest Classic Cars in London
Cruising the streets.
Bazalgette's Best Known for Building London's Sewage System, but Look What Else He Built
Is there anything this man couldn't do?
Follow a 'Secret Passage' to Get Into Blackfriars Station
You could use Blackfriars hundreds of times and never notice...
8 Secrets of Putney Bridge
From near tragedy to stinky sewerage.
In Pictures: 20th Century Shoreditch
Shoreditch was always edgy
How Many of London's Spiciest Dishes Have You Tried?
Let's get hot.
Londoners' Break-Up Stories; The Sad, the Poignant - and the Hilarious
To counterbalance all the soppy romantic posts that clog up your newsfeed.
Stay Cool as a Cucumber in These London Bars
Avoid turning into crackling this summer at these chilled London bars
Unusual Stuff That Goes on Inside the Tower of London
Game of Thrones to ghosts.
Anyone Fancy a Coffee in a Victorian Public Toilet?
A Victorian Prophecy of Doom
The palace will fall.
In Photos: St Paul's Looking Its Best
Artist's Model of a Doomed West End Bookshop
"Soho is currently being erased!"
Is This the Best Fried Chicken in London?
Bring on the mac and cheese...
The Bouncer Who Modelled for London's Statues
"I think that truly I have made my mark on London"
Museum of London's New Display Shows Off London's Recycling History
The 'make do and mend' spirit has been around for centuries
Whales, Mail Rail, and a Secret Society: July's Best Exhibitions
Dippy's replacement is unveiled this month
How Many Cuppas Does It Take to Build a Skyscraper?
"I'd love more people to get into construction, you're building other people's houses, I feel proud to be like, yeah, I was there, I helped build that,"
City Views Don't Get Much Better Than This
A pub crawl with a difference.
£20 Off Travel for Londonist Readers
Cheaper travel with CommuterClub
Food Review: Indian Street Food at Hankies
Pre-theatre food on a budget, solved...
Go Running or Get Muddy for a Great Cause This Summer
Calling all women.
Save Some Cash Without Even Trying With This App
We've found an app to help you save money
London's Best Bars for Gigs
Bands and beer.
A Spinning Artwork Hovers Over St Pancras
... and it looks a bit like a fidget spinner.
London at Night, as Seen Through Londoners' Photos
A history of the capital under darkness.
East London Gets Even More Art-Y for Art Night
Can you tell we're very excited?
BP Portrait Award Is Back - but It's Much the Same
53 finalists on display at National Portrait Gallery.
Food Review: Baz and Fred
Bring on the chorizo...
Video: A Peckham Home for Made of Dough Pizza
Bring on the parmesan...
Eat, See and Hear Korea at This Free Festival
Free and family friendly.
Chelsea Might Not Be Getting a Crossrail Station After All
Changes afoot in Crossrail 2 plans
Plans to Make More Stations Step-Free Revealed
Amersham, Buckhurst Hill, Cockfosters, and others