Best Of Londonist: 23 July 2017

Your Sunday morning best of Londonist weekly round-up.

The Women-Only Sex Party Where Members Drink Tequila Topless

"I do a wee next to several naked women who’ve crammed themselves in the bathtub."

London's Most Underrated Viewpoint

Views, glorious views.

Lumiere Light Festival Is Coming Back to London

Fingers crossed it's as fantastic as last time.

London's Best Dive Bars

Your next watering hole.

Best of the Wurst: London's Hot Dog Scene

They're doggone good...

Which of These Alternative Tube Moquettes Do You Prefer?

The ones that didn't make it

This Abandoned Railway Station Is Now Home to a Junk Shop

Need a new chair? We know just the place

When Nude Sunbathing Caused a Riot in Hendon

Naturists in trouble with the law.

If You Thought the Tube Was Overcrowded Already, Things Could Get Worse

More frequent station closures, more one-way systems.

Inventive Ways to Help Skyscrapers Stand Out From the Masses

Outdoing the nonsense that designers come up with isn't easy.

Inside the Prison Where the Clerkenwell Outrage Happened

Where prisoners awaiting trial were held.

London's Very Own Jurassic Park Makes for the Perfect Afternoon Out

Perfect for little ones, or big kids...

Remember This London Hating Lager Ad From the 90s?

Who knew beer commercials could be so dark?

My London: By a Londoner

Notting Hill walks and Battersea working

Inside the 1970s Fruit Market Whose Days Are Numbered

Where else will you find blood nectarines, courgette stalks and Haribo?

Sex, Death and Shopping: The Soho Tour

Soho smut, past and present...

When You Could Catch the Underground to See a Hanging

When the old world and modern world clashed

TfL's Launching a New App to Help You Use Your Oyster Card

The Hopper fare is due to be extended too

London Has a New Bridge, Open Now

Take a stroll over London's newest bridge

The Green Belt: A Place of Tension and Dogging

"It was like feeling not part of the countryside, yet not part of the estate either."

Secret Room Beneath the Monument Could Be Opened

Really hoping this goes ahead.

7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About the Borough of Bexley

Is it Welling or Wellend?

Mini Golf? Jenga? Baseball? Oh My!

Not your average rooftop.

Get Half Price Tickets for Fantastic Mr Fox

The Lyric's summer show has arrived.

It's Almost Christmas at Harrods Already

July going on December.

Dip Your Toes in the Water at South Bank Beach

Not just for dog walkers.

We're a Little Bit in Love With Greenwich's New Maze

Kick your shoes off and explore.

The Bank of New Zealand Building Reopens as an Impressive Restaurant

Sticky sweet cocktails and an impressive beer list

What's the Nicest Thing a Londoner Has Done for Tou?

"Everyone sitting near me said goodbye and waved when I got off the tube"

Richmond Park Deer Battlea the Searing Heat

Clever deer.

Bar Boulud: French Food, Done Well

The burgers look pretty good too

Enjoy Alfresco Cinema and Explore Roman Ruins as Part of Guildhall Yard's Londinium Series

Explore the actual Roman ruins

Gins Galore at Botanical Bar in London

Botanical brilliance at Merchant Square

Citymapper Enters the Public Transport Game With Its Own Night Bus

Things are about to go green.

The V&A Has Plywood... And Lots of It

Anything but wooden.

We Love Our London in the Sun

Beautiful inside and out.

Leicester Square Cinema to Premiere World's Dullest Film

Sheep gimmick?

It's a Dance-Fest in a Fun and Experimental Exhibition at Barbican

Ritualised folding of a bathing suit.

Shakespeare's Tempest Gets a New Airing at the Barbican

Shakespeare classic reimagined.

Summer Is a-Go at Churchill Bar and Terrace

A little hideaway near Oxford Street.

Nelson Mandela Appears on Mandela Street

A tribute by Global Street Art.

Can You Identify These London Places by the Emojis?

Challenge issued.