A Klingon Map Of London

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Last Updated 23 September 2016

A Klingon Map Of London

We've all had a tourist stop to ask directions. What if that tourist were Klingon, and your universal translator had a fault? Well, with our handy map, you'll now be able to work out where the Klingon is heading.

"Wagh vlrurqu'law'" means our ridge-headed friend is looking for an expensive shop, probably Harrods. Were he or she to ask for "nuv Ha'DlbaH ngev", we might direct them towards Smithfield Market.

The map above shows some of the attractions the off-worlders might wish to visit. As far as we know, London has yet to boast a Klingon restaurant, but it's only a matter of time before some enterprising East End pop-up serves bowls of gagh washed down with raktajino.

A new Star Trek series is coming early in 2017. You can learn more Klingon phrases using Bing's translator.