- There was a whole lot of 'non-news' this morning — here's our pick of the best April Fools pranks. And that's where we'll leave it.
- Armed police were called to a stand-off in south London.
- How much sympathy for buy-to-let landlords? None.
- Transport chiefs want to know what Sadiq Khan's plan to freeze bus and tube fares will mean in reality.
- Group stages sit-in to prevent library closing for a year.
- A Waterloo and City train derailed this morning.
- The weather, reported as news.
- A drone nearly collided with a plane at City Airport.
