What do beer bellies and the station next to Kilburn Park have in common?
They're both Maida Vale
What's Santa's favourite tube station?
Ho-Ho-Holborn
Why did the District line driver paint his tube carriages?
He was going to Turnham Green
If you're looking for a bishop or a castle, which station is your best bet?
Cheshunt
Which DLR stop has the lowest form of wit?
Cutty Sarky
Where was Peter Rabbit's London home?
Borough
Which Bee Gees song about the Northern line featured on Saturday Night Fever?
Morden a Woman
Why do the Gunners wear football kits made from cotton?
Because Woolwich Arsenal
Which Overground station is the most stuffed?
Turkey Street
What was Amy Winehouse's favourite tube stop?
High Barnet
Why did Ken learn to appreciate brutalist architecture?
Because Barbican
Which Overground station do kids find disgusting?
Brockley
