- You will be able to buy a copy of the new Charlie Hebdo magazine in South Kensington this Friday...
- ...While a Muslim coffee shop owner in Brick Lane claims he was threatened for putting up a Je Suis Charlie sign.
- Londoners are organising a rally to raise awareness of the horrors taking place in Nigeria, which are being overlooked by western media which are more focussed on the Charlie Hebdo massacre.
- A traffic warden in Leyton captures racist abuser on video.
- The Met police were pretty bloody busy on the phones last year.
- Anyone want to buy a 'retired' fire station?
- What would Britain be like under Prime Minister Boris Johnson (gulp).
- Another delightful property developer boasts of not having any social housing in new tower.
- Two gay women felt humiliated after being asked to leave female toilets in an Ilford cinema.
- A religious education teacher avoided a prison sentence despite having sex with underage "stalker".
- Robbie Williams angers Jimmy Page over plans to do-up a £17.5m, 46-room Kensington mansion once owned by Michael Winner (hand us a sick-bag please).
- And here are some lovely old pictures of London dogs from the Gentle Author.