London’s Weird And Wonderful Festive Food

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London’s Weird And Wonderful Festive Food

Christmas Pudding Pizza

Stuff the turkey. Or at least bung it in a broth or marinate it in Indian spices. And fetch a glass of sprout wine while you're at it. With less than a week to go, here’s our pick of London’s most intriguing festive food options.

How many can you feed your face with before the big day?

United Ramen

Noel noodles

Noodles might not sound like the most festive of fare, but Islington’s United Ramen has put together a special bowl of turkey ramen for the occasion. It consists of a ballotine of turkey, shredded turkey leg, ginger soy brussels sprouts, cranberry and fried sage. If you want to up the Asian Christmas ante further, why not wash it down with a bubble-nog — that’s a cross between egg nog and bubble tea.

Pudding pizza

Yep, this is a real thing. The Mayfair Pizza Company’s seasonal offering includes a sweet pizza loaded with custard, brandy and redcurrant compote and pieces of Christmas pud. It’s then sloshed with more brandy, set alight and served at your table still flaming (pictured above).

Peg + Patriot

Sprout sips and bacon ‘tails

Mixologist Matt Whiley has created a new take on a liquid lunch for his cocktail bar Peg + Patriot in Bethnal Green’s Town Hall Hotel. It consists of four mini cocktails which make up a complete Christmas feast. A starter is a glass of brussel sprout wine mixed with riesling and Americano; the main course comes in two parts, a bacon-washed Cognac with prune liqueur and a mix of sage, cranberry and orange; and pudding is a heady mix of Christmas pudding-infused rum, butter syrup and egg yolk.

Bombay turkey

All three branches of Bombay café-inspired Dishoom (in Covent Garden, Shoreditch and King’s Cross) have added a whole turkey leg to their menus for the festive period. They will be prepared in the traditional Indian raan style more commonly associated with lamb — marinated in yoghurt and spices and slowly roast all day until falling off the bone — and served with a spicy cranberry chutney.

Meat Liquor

Xmac ‘n’ cheese

See what they did there? The Meat Liquor guys have laid on a menu of festive specials for the Christmas season, including this decidedly epic-sounding take on mac ‘n’ cheese. It consists of deep-fried and breadcrumbed blocks of macaroni, fused together with camembert and stilton, served with a pot of cranberry and Port sauce for dipping. It sounds rather reminiscent of that 70s classic deep fried camembert.

Pigs in peppers

These twists on pigs in blankets could be the cleverest Christmas spin-off we’ve digested. They’re bacon-wrapped jalapeños stuffed with paprika-spiked cream cheese and chipolatas, and they’re bloody good. They come with a festive burger at Haggerston fried chicken restaurant Bird. It’s a bit of a Christmas corker squawker itself, featuring fried chicken glazed with cranberry, sausage stuffing and panko-crusted deep-fried brie, all bundled into a squidgy bun.

Lucky Chip

The Rudolph burger

Worry not, fans of the red nosed one. The Rudolph burger at Lucky Chip (at the Sebright Arms) isn’t actually made from a flying reindeer, just non-airborne venison. The rich patty is served in a sesame-topped bun with bacon, stilton, aioli, rocket and a sweet blueberry, blackberry and gin jam. If you want to get your chops around some real reindeer, you might want to consider a visit to Finnish pop-up Tënu in Soho.

Whatever next?

What other weird and wonderful Christmas specials have you tried around town this year, or what would you create? How about a Christmas Turkey Doner with cranberry relish and a sage flavoured pitta, or a Seasonal Savoury Trifle made with sprout jelly, parsnip custard and candied bacon sprinkles. Let us know your ideas in the comments below.

Last Updated 19 December 2014

gurdeep

sausage rolls and a pint for me please.

Cat

I'd add the turkey dinner okonomiyaki (Japanese pancake) from Abeno too!

hostile_17

All aboard the bandwagon! Sheeple, follow the wagon...

It does feel like this is one huge joke to see what people buy in this fit of mass hysteria.

Hey everyone. I have a festive seasonal artisanal street food burger that was in the barn of the baby Jesus, topped off with a festive popup speakeasy festive organic cranberry sauce. Will you buy it via kickstarter?