- There's a surprise: Northwick Park hospital is struggling to cope after the closure of Central Middlesex's A&E.
- There's a surprise #2: the artist behind Exhibit B thinks it's absolutely fine.
- A man has been jailed for 18 weeks for abusing Walthamstow MP Stella Creasy on Twitter.
- Chelsea FC is pondering taking up temporary accommodation in Twickenham.
- Nobody quite knows how, but a man has died after falling out of the back of a moving taxi.
- Voters in marginal constituencies think Boris wouldn't make a good Prime Minister. Erm, 'scuse us, but he's still our Mayor...
- Oceanic House: the Trafalgar Square landmark with Titanic connections.
- £74 a week for a bed on a desk? Ah, but it's Lewisham, so it's zone 2.
- Flat infested with maggots because... well, just don't click through while eating.
- Diamond Geezer catches a very rare tube train between Epping and Ongar.
- Six Londoners agree to give up their first born in return for free wifi.
- Think ink: photos from the 10th international London tattoo convention.
