Caption Competition: Boris And The Croc

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Caption Competition: Boris And The Croc


Mayor of London Boris Johnson is currently down in Australia, doing whatever mayors do when they're down in Australia. Here he is getting up close and kissy with a baby crocodile named George — a gift from Australia's Northern Territory to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. But who's got the best caption for it?

The image is a still from this ITV News report.

See also: Boris vs Putin, Masters of PR

Last Updated 20 August 2013

richard foster

its got to be safer than kissing david Cameron hasn't it ?


Streuth, what sewer did they drag this hideous beast from? And I have to what!?!? Kiss it??


This doob tastes funny...


"This will DEFINITELY get me into No. 10"

Franco Milazzo

"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips..."

Paul Robinson

Hmm, import a few & we can speed up getting punters on public transport in London & stick on a few more buses & tubes. Now how long do they take to grow to man eaters, before the next elections come up? Think i can get a couple in my bike panniers at least.


Slimy, cold-blooded reptile kisses crocodile.

Louise Comb

Yucky! It's slimy, reptilian and will probably be very dangerous when it grows up - said the baby croc.


Geddid op by lip


I also have a slimy colleague called George, we kiss too x


no crocodile tears here