- Weekend crime 1: gang-related double stabbing in Clapton.
- Weekend crime 2: some sick fuck decapitated a wallaby at Brent Lodge Park animal centre.
- Footie: Craven Cottage looks set to be expanded.
- Politics: mayoral fisticuffs, as Ken implies that Boris threatened to punch him.
- Education: six staff suspended at Langdon School, East Ham, for 'irregularities'.
- Non-news of the weekend: Croydon restaurateur releases Eau de Curry in aid of charity.
Last Updated 23 October 2011