A three-pipe mystery has engulfed Chelsea's training ground in Cobham. It seems that person(s) unknown are skulking into the changing area while Messrs Terry, Lampard, Drogba etc. are out carrying the medicine balls, and cutting holes in the players' undercrackers. The scourge of de-gusseted Y-fronts has been going on for weeks, and speculation is growing as to the culprit's identity. Though ruining a teammate's pricey garms is nothing new (Wimbledon's Crazy Gang were doing it decades ago), today's cosseted players aren't too keen on having to buy new Calvin Kleins every day, and don't see the funny side of the prank. Our money's on substitute goalie Henrique Hilário.
Who Is The Chelsea Pants Ripper?
Last Updated 25 August 2010