Here's what we've learned this weekend whilst you've been wrapping up your vuvuzela and taking down your flags:
Gun crime i) five men were shot in Brixton on Friday night.
Gun crime ii) a man has been apprehended
in connection with a spate of North London shootings.
A firm of Harley Street quacks has been shut down after it was discovered that nasal spray is not a cure for impotence.
The Hounslow and Brentford Times is to close down after over 100 years in print.
Dave is Sam Cam's Bat Man.
Live football, by Herschell Hershey via the Londonist pool.
Last Updated 11 July 2010