Weekend Round-Up

Here's what we've learned whilst you've been trying to get your head around this brave new coalesced world:

Met silly idea No.1: new recruits should work free for a year.

Met silly idea No.2: asking City security guards to snitch on photographers.

A man has been arrested in connection with the murder of an elderly lady in Charlton.

And two people were arrested after a man was hit by a car in Lewisham in the wee small hours of Saturday.

The solution to crime in London? Stop the perpetrators coming in, apparently. Like that will work.

Never knew it was this hard being a swan.

Chelsea fans are rather happy for some reason.

Chillin', by siddharthkhajuria via the Londonist pool.