Our ongoing research into crimes against soft toys has uncovered multiple instances of teddy-bear torture and Muppet suicide. This latest piece of evidence comes from presumably pseudonymous reader Lunar Simian, who spotted the crimson Tellytubby Po laying face-down in a South London gutter. Did the carmine plaything take its own life, a wretched, embittered shell tired of shaking its liquor-drenched fist at such usurping acts as the Tweenies and In The Night Garden? Or are the circumstances behind this tragedy more suspicious?
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