What Shall We Do With The Jobless Banker?

Dean Nicholas
By Dean Nicholas Last edited 103 months ago
What Shall We Do With The Jobless Banker?

2110_canarywharf.jpg Let 'em raise the kids. Westminster Council thinks the scores of newly-redundant stock brokers and hedge fund managers excreted out of the City's bowels should seek alternative employment as foster carers. The council believes the fallow financiers' combination of ample free time and desirable skills makes them ideal for helping out troubled teens, and they're distributing leaflets at Tube stations extolling the benefits fostering brings. Those interested must be over 21, live within the M25, and have a spare room. The monetary bonuses are probably less than potential carers are used to, but the altruistic perks are considerable. (Image of Canary Wharf station by kenchie)

Last Updated 21 October 2009