Council House Left Empty Due To Lack Of Sprogs

Madge isn't the only one peeved about not having enough children: Chelsea residents are irked about the local council's decision to turf a family out of a £1.2 million council house because they didn't have enough offspring. Jamie Pascall, a tenant in the Billing Street address since his teens, had been living in the house with his partner and their 10-year old girl; however, under Kensington & Chelsea council's strict guidelines, the four-bedroom property is meant for a more ample family, so the three were packed off to another flat in Shepherd's Bush. Since then, the pastel-coloured des-res has been boarded up to prevent squatters moving in. (Image / buckaroo kid)