Musical Chairs

Dean Nicholas
By Dean Nicholas Last edited 121 months ago
Musical Chairs

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Further evidence that our elected representatives are effectively children dressed in grown-up clothing came when the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, accused Prime Minister Gordon Brown of sending him to the naughty step.

Johnson was speaking to a home affairs select committee about a conversation he had with David Cameron before a memorial service for Damilola Taylor in November. The subject: the MP Damian Green's arrest, and whether the two had spoken about it. According to the Mayor, the ex-Etonites only exchanged a "perfunctory" few words on the matter before Johnson was sent to the back of the cathedral. The reason, according to the Mayor, was that Gordon Brown was "appalled at the idea of [Johnson] sitting next to him". Number 10 denies the charge, furious no doubt at Boris' obfuscation.

If it happened, though, it was probably for their own good. The straight man-funny man combo of Brooding Brown and Japester Johnson would never be permitted to sit together in any common-or-garden inner-city comp, let alone a memorial service. Their double act at the Beijing Olympics closing ceremony, where Brown's dour demeanour was replaced by a gigglesome show as Johnson cracked joke after joke, is proof that they're a combustible pair of rascals.

Last Updated 04 February 2009