Numpty Alert

Rachel Holdsworth
By Rachel Holdsworth Last edited 109 months ago
Numpty Alert

2009 is only two days old and already we have a contender for the most pointlessly attention grabbing statement by an MP. Croydon's Andrew Pelling is advising anyone who bought a seven-day travelcard over Christmas to apply for a refund. He thinks commuters should be compensated and is actually planning to raise the issue in the House. But who on earth would buy a travelcard over Christmas when any fule kno trains don't run, the shutdown is advertised everywhere and, well, transport never has run at Christmas, has it? The eejit.

Last Updated 02 January 2009