Walkabout Woe As Aussies Abandon London

Have you noticed a little less vomit smeared on the sidewalk outside your local Antipodean imbibery? Seems that our board short-wearing buddies are deciding to head back home. According to The Times, "record numbers" of Australians are departing, with around 2,700 leaving every month, many of them formerly employed by London's listless financial jobs market. However, it seems that we're not going to let them go without a fight. To those Sydney-siders and Melbourne metropoles who thought they'd packed off the rowdier elements for good, we can only say: you'd better run, you'd better take cover.