Weekend Round-Up

This is what we have learned while you were out bisto-ing the Spring air and foraging in the farmers’ markets this weekend:

It’s the Baftas tonight, and as the Oscars are on ice, the paparazzi will be out for this in force. ‘Fraid the bloggerazzi prefer watching it on the telly.

Battersea is looking for love this Valentines Day.

A man has been charged with the unlawful removal of a head. Well, something like that.

Eight (suspected) illegal immigrants have been found inside an (empty) petrol tanker in South East London.

Terror on the No. 55 – no, it’s not a B movie from the 50s, but the ride experienced by passengers when a bus driver flipped..

Scenes of tragic-comedy in Lambeth when funeral horses bolt with coffin still in tow.

And this is what we think we’ll know by this time next week:

That we weren’t whisked away for a romantic anything by our beloveds;

That the only guys who actually dig St. Valentine are card manufacturers and red rose growers;

That the Camden Inferno was an inside job.

Market produce courtesy of Barbara Rich’s flickr pohoto stream.