Urban decay is on its way: ‘pashmina-wrapped lemmings’ are fleeing the ‘great termites nest’ that is London for the safety of the suburbs. We find ourselves alarmed not by stories of marauding youth but by metaphors run amok.
After a little soul-searching, St Bart’s clears itself of wrongdoing in a security breach that left confidential medical records scattered over a Hertfordshire street. Don’t blame us, blame the mischievous little papers who clearly decided to walk there themselves.