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The first zero-emission home is unveiled. It looks not a little like an overhead luggage compartment.

McDonald's employee of the year is Olympic hopeful. Who would credit it?

At a London conference, the Second Sea Lord says the Navy is 'now accommodating gays and lesbians'. Childish innuendo about rear admirals no longer welcome.

"Sometimes the gentleman would adjust himself slightly, sometimes his genitals would be exposed and sometimes not as much."

You have to be rather special to cause £20,000 damage through defecation.

Image courtesy of dartar via the Londonist flickr group.