It might have been Be Nice To Transport Workers Day yesterday, but this morning will bring lots of abuse and ill-will. What hell trying to get into work today. Nearly every Tube and overland route is experiencing severe delays, thanks to the sprinkling of white we received overnight. Or is it? Reader Will Plant sent us this image of the real-time update boards for the Tube. Everything is experiencing problems, but the Piccadilly Line has got itself all confused. It seems that merely the presence of a train is enough to cause delays.
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