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A bunch of old bastards want to be rich forever - they'll charge us to dance on their graves at this rate.
Which leads us to Alexander Litvinenko's funeral - where there was an argument.
And then there was Alan "Fluff" Freeman's funeral as well.
Sticking with the departed, Princess Di's driver appears to have been drunk
Meanwhile the ones that are still alive have Christmas cards.
Last Updated 08 December 2006
