Some great quotes today up on Contact Music regarding Ashlee Simpson's West End debut.
Quote one from Ashlee:
"The cast are going to take me to a traditional English pub where the floors are sticky."
Must. Resist. Insertion. Of. Masturbation. Gag.
Quote two from big sis Jessica:
I was weeping. I was so proud. I couldn't be more proud of her. My face is swollen, I have butterflies, and she pulled it off perfectly.
So she pulled it off perfectly and ended up on a sticky floor. That's a rare talent.
Our favourite Jessica quote though is this:
Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
Note: Londonist - trawling Simpson cartoon porn sites so you don't have to.
