This week's effort comes from an 'Andy Nomynous' (that may not be his real name). This one's just plain scary - and that's before we consider the clock. Think about the health and safety issues. If that boat hits a rock, the small child is either going to end up lodged inside the grizzly, or thrown back into the giant propellor. And given that Big Ben isn't known for its 20/20 vision and boating skills, we fear for the boy's life. Jesus, some parents.
Come on, London, this one's feeble. It doesn't even make sense - the bear was called Ben, but you've stuck the clock on the bloke!
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