Olympics Promise: We Won't Cock It Up, Honest

By Rob Last edited 214 months ago

Last Updated 31 August 2006

Olympics Promise: We Won't Cock It Up, Honest

Everyone breathe a huge sigh of relief, because the Olympics is going to be just fine.

Honestly, it's going to be a doddle. The 'Olympic Chiefs' (nice business card to have) have promised, yes PROMISED that past mistakes such as... oooh lets's see now... the huge Wembley fiasco, will definitely not be repeated for 2012.

They've also said that "Profits will only be earned if targets are met," (try getting that deal with your local builder next time you need a conservatory putting up).

All this posturing is due to the fact that the consortium who will actually get the multi-million pound contract to manage the 2012 project has been announced.

They're called CLM, they're an Anglo-American mix of five companies and between them they have "experience of five previous Olympics, as well as Heathrow's Terminal Five."

Oh well then , should be a walk in the par....Hang on a minute! Terminal 5?

Ok everyone start panicking again.