Due to his commitment to the upcoming Simon Cowell series "America's Got Talent," "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff will no longer be playing Captain Hook in a London holiday pantomime of Peter Pan.
Say it ain't so. We were seriously considering going along to live blog the damn thing.
The show's producers First Family Entertainment are "in negotiations to secure a major star to take on the role”.
We're not sure we'd get as excited about someone else. Hoff has the finest collection of animated gifs on the planet. Maybe if they got Brian Blessed... Is Hulk Hogan still alive?