Everyone knows what you call a dog with four dicks, but how about a boar with six legs? We recently spotted this curious anatomical specimen while in a certain Ladbroke Grove hostelry.
Looks like most of the poor chap has gone into the pub’s sausages. What’s left gestures threateningly, as if spoiling for a fight.
So is this some kind of porcine umbrella rack, a discarded costume from Dr Who or just a bit of Portobello tat? Feel free to drop ideas, and jokes about pork scratchings in the comments section.