- Start as you mean to go on: Seb Coe boasts that even our Olympic bid came in under budget and the 2012 Olympic tickets could be as low as £20 (although at this rate a tube fair to East London might be £30).
- Northern Line: Alistair Darling tells Ken he can sack Alstom (who are increasingly being referred to as 'French firm Alstom', as if that explains everything).
- 'Gangland arsenal of weapons' found under child's bed in south London.
- Sun's Bird Flu At Heathrow headline is not as bad as it sounds...yet.
- Every self-respecting music fan cheers as Towers of London frontman is thrown off bus for not buying ticket.
