How do you think your God will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
We got all excited when we received the Day of the Dead headed email. At last, we thought, the time has come to pick up our cricket bats and finally find out if the
mall shopping centre, basement or pub is the best place to barricade ourselves into. The undead are finally going to solve the London congestion problem by pulling motorists out of cars by their brains...
But no. We are not that lucky.
The email was actually telling us about the UK's 13th National Day of the Dead - as inspired by the Mexican Dia de Muertos festival as opposed to George Romero's walking dead movies.
Anyway, there's some stuff going on in Red Lion Square on Saturday the 16th of April.
No exploding heads or eviscerated army personnel screaming "choke on 'em" though...