Here's what they told us.
A 12,000-mile round trip just for some Insta likes?
Makes bittersweet reading.
Marketing wizardry.
No need to pay for a tour.
See the sights for the price of a single fare.
A human sea bobbing with selfie sticks.
Union Flag fridge magnet, anyone?
It almost makes up for standing on the left.
A newcomer's guide to the capital.
Including a pop-up whale skeleton and casual sexism.
A little honesty goes a long way.
What to see, where to go.
Our verdict. No sugar-coating.
You can't spell 'mendacity' without 'city'.
Which dinner table "looked as if a sow had just had a litter on it"?
Historical postcards home.
We went crowd-sourcing to build the definitive international guide to telling people off on escalators.
We've got five simple rules to survive the tourist storm on the horizon.
'Normal' tourists staying away from London by the busload.
Pair warned against taking photos.
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