A sixteen year old is up in court charged with handling £100,000 worth of Class A drugs. Was a time when 16 year olds were more worried about girls and spots. Hm. And this is all wrong: a girl up in court accused of killing another girl over a man… ..whilst another alleged cat-fight sees a teenager set on fire in Eltham. There’s a bit of confusion over the introduction of new photo-cards for......

This is what we have learned this weekend whilst you’ve been indulging those spring-time DIY pangs: LU has become very censorious of late. What’s to offend about a photo of a fat, pink-boxer-shorted Christ on the cross? A couple of shoppers were so worried about being caught for card fraud that they ran out of a Bromley store leaving their baby behind. High jinx in High Wycombe. Actually a bit more serious than that......