12 things to do around town today.
History of sex, creepy stories, fashion in a crypt and arty snails.
Things to do today...plus the mathematics of London's poo.
Fundraising smurfs, real bread and free tea.
See Kerouac's scroll, indoor rain and a parade of street food.
An 80's film quiz, arty mingling and some long-buried bones.
Draw on mantelpieces, see a record-breaking photo, and learn why penis bones are bad.
Ping pong dining, free burritos, Shard tickets and noisy parakeets.
Wear red day, Alan Turing in shadow puppets, and a LEGO universe.
See Gary Kemp, make stuff from cardboard, find ghosts in Shoreditch and werewolves in Spitalfields.
Plus, Shard fun and a hopeless weather report.
Time Out goes free, and John Major joins The Wire, sort of.
Stuff to do around town today.
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