Exterior. The London Eye, central London. A van is parked nearby. Zoom in to VAN INTERIOR. A projector, some seating, two men. Zoom out to VAN EXTERIOR. Focus on big sign on the side reads CANNES IN A VAN. Roll opening credits. Cannes in a Van is the event in the film festival calendar where the smallest mobile film festival roars into the midst of the biggest static film festival in Europe. Two men......

The Intelligent Transport Society (now there’s a silly title for an organisation if ever we heard one) has anointed TfL ‘clever clogs of the year’ for its iBus system. East London could become a new Amsterdam. Um, that’s in terms of usable waterways, of course. 7/7/5 film is to debut at Cannes An restaurant worker in Tooting has broken both legs whilst fleeing from immigration officers. That really is awfully bad luck. Watch out......

Back before there was Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, or Meg Ryan and virtually any other male lead, there was Kate Hepburn and Cary Grant, Kate Hepburn and Spencer Tracy, Kate Hepburn and – well, you get the idea. Never seen the inimitable Ms Hepburn on the silver screen before? Now’s your chance: she and a host of other sharp, witty, irrepressible, and, of course, gorgeous comedic heroines will......