A real fancy dagger goes under the hammer… …as does a really really old Koranic manuscript. Just as BA gets a hammering…from its own pilots The reputation of one London suburb also took a hammering today with a vicious robbery in Mitcham. ..whilst the NHS staff of neighbouring Sutton and Merton complain they get a regular hammering at the hands of their patients. Damilola Taylor’s mother has died of a heart attack. Suburban sunrise......

This is what we have learned whilst you have been out buying Easter eggs whilst silently cursing the commerciality of it all: It’s been a weekend of protests and marches, ranging from the serious: a prayer vigil for Tibet and the Stop the War Coalition, to the verging-on-militant: cross BA pilots, to the jolly: St. Patrick’s Day stuff of course. It has emerged that bingo can be dangerous. Another weekend, another teenager: this one......