Westminster Bridge Wants You To Check Your Testicles

Last Updated 17 April 2024

Westminster Bridge Wants You To Check Your Testicles
A sign: 'this is a sign to protect your balls', with penis shaped light underneath
A fine use of an architectural cock-up.

One in four men have never checked themselves for testicular cancer — so how to encourage them to do it?

Enter Westminster Bridge and its clover-shaped trefoils, which as many of us know by now, at around 1pm when weather conditions allow, cast sunny schlongs onto the pavement. 497 of them to be exact.

A man on the bridge reading the signs
Around 2,300 men are diagnosed with testicular cancer each year.

Some astute, er, member of The OddBalls Foundation cottoned onto this being a perfect advert for Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. And so if you find yourself on the bridge today (17 April) you'll see signs pointing to the phallic phenomenons, reading "This is a sign to check your balls". There's a QR code to scan for more details.

Another sign pointing to the testicle-shaped patterns
497 of these babies at the right time of the day.

Testicular Cancer is the most common type of cancer to affect men between the ages of 15-49. Around 2,300 men are diagnosed with it each year in the UK — that's six every day. Find out more about checking yourself here.

As for whether those naughty reverse shadows are an architectural cock-up, or a bit of ballsy Victorian planning — perhaps we'll never know.