A Micropub Crawl Of South East London

A Micropub Crawl Of South East London

Tired of £6 pints in zone 2 craft beer bars? Make a break for the suburbs and try some of the capital's most unusual boozers in our south east London Micropub Crawl.

Micropubs are usually one-room bars that concentrate on the basic art of selling real ale from the cask. There's no music, phone calls are sternly discouraged, and you'll get a filthy look if you ask for a pint of (commercial) lager. Many have branched out and will sell you fine wines and ciders too, and maybe even a pie or two.

They're hugely popular in Kent, and there are now seven micropubs in the south east London suburbs. Four are linked by the same bus route, making them ideal for a leisurely Saturday pub crawl. (If you do this on another day of the week, check opening hours as they vary.)

This crawl links six micropubs, starting in Crayford, in the wilds of zone 6, and ending at Eltham. You could start earlier at the seventh, One Inn The Wood in Petts Wood, and head from there to Crayford by train (change at Hither Green), but we've kept it to six for an easier crawl.

We've given some suggested times which should give you plenty of time to get between the pubs and grab food in between.
So, hop on a lunchtime train to Crayford, walk up Station Road, turn left at the roundabout into Crayford Road, and you'll soon see Cray Gardens on your right. You'll find our first micropub facing the green.

1.30pm: The Penny Farthing

A former cycle shop, The Penny Farthing was opened by Bob and Bev Baldwin in September 2014. Bob and Bev are old hands at the pub trade, and used to run the nearby One Bell (now owned by former footballer Jimmy Bullard). They're friendly hosts with a good range of ales and ciders, so this is a perfect introduction to how micropubs work.

Ready to move on? Hop on a 492 bus towards Sidcup from stop X in Crayford High Street. It only runs every half an hour (25 and 55 past each hour) and is a 45-minute trip, so we'd suggest taking the 2.55pm bus. Sit upstairs, take in the views of fields, and keep an ear out for the stop at Church Road, Sidcup.

The Penny Farthing, 3a Waterside, Crayford DA1 4JJ

The Hopper's Hut

3.40pm: The Hopper’s Hut

The Hopper's Hut is one of two micropubs in Sidcup, and only opened in October 2016. Former teacher Murray East, who founded the bar with Rebecca Tippett, also helped set up Brew Buddies, a microbrewery in nearby Swanley Village, so you may find some of its beers on offer. When we arrived, the bar was busy with a mixed crowd of people from real ale fans to families meeting up for a chat. Again, there's a good range of beers (many from London breweries) and ciders available, as well as wine (from Chapel Down and Redhill), when we visited.

Head back to the Church Road bus stop and jump on a 51 for a few stops, getting off at Old Farm Avenue. You could walk it if you're feeling energetic.

The Hopper's Hut, 1 Sidcup High Street, Sidcup DA14 6ER

Steamy.

5pm: The Hackney Carriage

At the other end of Sidcup is The Hackney Carriage. When we popped by, it was doing a roaring trade, with a friendly dog wandering around at our feet. It was opened in August 2016 by ex-letting agent Liz Twort — the career of her husband Mark, a taxi driver, was the inspiration for the bar's name. The Hackney Carriage has the most extensive range of drinks on our crawl — you can get spirits and prosecco as well as ales and ciders. Along with The Hopper's Hut, it fills a once yawning gap in the market for a decent pub in Sidcup.

Back to the Old Farm Avenue bus stop and back on the 51, this time getting off at Wellington Avenue/Blackfen Road. Cross the main Blackfen Road, past the George Staples, and you'll find our next pub on the left.

The Hackney Carriage, 165 Station Road, Sidcup DA15 7AA

Hygiene is taken seriously at The Broken Drum.

6.30pm: The Broken Drum

This might be the least likely location for a cracking boozer — in a shop unit opposite a huge Co-op, next to the roaring A2. At first, being in The Broken Drum feels a little like drinking in a shut-down shop (this used to be a nail bar) but you'll soon feel at home. Opened by former computer programmer Andy Wheeler in April 2015, this is where The Hackney Carriage's Liz Twort learned her trade; a reminder that the south east London micropubs are part of a thriving and supportive community.

Head back to the Wellington Avenue bus stop. This time, take the 51 to Bellegrove Road/Churchfield Road in Welling. Turn back on yourself and walk back down Welling High Street; The Door Hinge is on your left, just past the grotty-looking Rose & Crown.

The Broken Drum, 308 Westwood Lane, Blackfen DA15 9PT

Hear hear, The Door Hinge.

8pm: The Door Hinge

The Door Hinge is the oldest of south east London's micropubs, opened by ex-cabbie (sounds familiar) Ray Hurley in March 2013. This quirky pub is a bit more basic than the others — concentrating as it does on beer — but it's also big on quiz nights, charity dos and meat raffles. There's even a regular visitor who comes around selling sweets. The bits of Nokias nailed to the wall are a reminder of the no-phones rule — there's a £1 fine if you take a call. There's a cosy snug at the back and if you fancy stopping off here — it's open until 10pm. But there's one more pub to go to finish the crawl...

Cross the road to the Guy, Earl of Warwick bus stop (outside Welling United FC) and take a B16. It only runs every half-hour in the evening, at 25 and 55 past each hour (we'd suggest the 8.55pm). After a tour of Welling's back streets, get off at Eltham Park Methodist Church.

The Door Hinge, 11 Welling High Street, Welling DA16 1TR

Reading material at The Long Pond.

9.30pm: The Long Pond

For our final pub, we've left Bexley borough, entering Greenwich borough to visit The Long Pond in Eltham. Some of the neighbours complained when Michael Wren gave up his career in the City to open up here — this is in the heart of an Edwardian estate built by philanthropist Archibald Corbett, with covenants against opening pubs. But the council backed the idea, and The Long Pond is a real gem, selling beer, cider and wine in two — yes, two — rooms and attracting a loyal following.

If there are seats free, take a seat in the cosy back room, congratulate yourself on finishing the crawl and raise a toast to Michael, Ray, Andy, Liz, Murray, Rebecca, Bob and Bev — London's micropub pioneers.

The Long Pond shuts at 11pm. Feeling lost after a day's pub crawling? Eltham station's 15-20 minutes' walk away for trains to Victoria and Charing Cross, or you can take a 132 bus to North Greenwich tube from opposite Eltham station.

The Long Pond, 110 Westmount Road, Eltham SE9 1UT

All photos by the author.

Last Updated 01 March 2017