Theatre Round-Up: Panto And Christmas Shows In London

In the mood for some seasonal theatre? You’re in luck: venues all over London are cracking open their Christmas shows and inviting audiences in for some “oh yes he is” shouting and other family traditions. Alternatively, if you don’t fancy being surrounded by children, we’ve also picked some of the best shows for adults.

Panto and family shows
As ever, there are lots of pantomimes in all corners of town – we’ve picked our favourites but for a full list, take a look at Visit London.

Aladdin @ The O2
Paul O’Grady is dressing up as Lily Savage again for what we can only assume will be a barnstorming Widow Twankey. 7 December-5 January, tickets from £23.50.

Cinderella / Father Christmas @ Lyric Hammersmith
Mel Giedroyc plays Cinders’ wicked stepmother until 5 January, tickets £15-£35. Also on at the Lyric is a Pins and Needles adaptation of Raymond Briggs’s Father Christmas, until 5 January, tickets £8.

Cinderella @ Broadway Theatre
Relive your childhood with Floella Benjamin playing the Fairy Godmother in Catford. There’d better be ’round window’ jokes. 15 December-6 January, tickets from £10.

Snow White @ New Wimbledon Theatre
Priscilla Presley, Warwick Davis and Jarred Christmas make a pretty stellar line-up for this classic tale. 7 December-13 January, tickets £10-£39.50.

Dick Whittington Goes Bollywood @ Tara Arts
The most London of pantos gets an Indian makeover in Earlsfield. They’re also counting down with 12 Days of Bollywood audio clips on their website to get you in the mood. 5 December-5 January, tickets from £12.50.

The Gruffalo @ artsdepot
Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s book adapted into a musical, suitable for ages 3 and up. 8 December-6 January, tickets £12.50 / £44 family.

Midnight’s Pumpkin @ Battersea Arts Centre
Kneehigh is setting up at the BAC for a twist on the Cinderella tale (we love the Prince’s dating video). There’ll also be a series of Midnight Feasts after the show with chocolate and dancing. 8 December-13 January, tickets £15-£25 / family ticket (covers six) £100.

A Christmas Carol @ Waterloo East Theatre / Charles Dickens Museum / V&A
Dominic Gerrard performs Dickens’s Christmas classic with puppetry and music in three different venues, directed by Tim Carroll (currently working on the Globe’s West End transfer of Twelfth Night and Richard III). 3-29 December, tickets £10 / £12 / £15 depending on venue.

Alternative panto and cabaret
These shows are still festive and sparkly but won’t be suitable for the kids.

Camp (As Christmas) @ Roundhouse
Performance artist Scottee is in charge of the Roundhouse, with guests Nando Messias, Jayde Adams, Josephine Shaker, Sue Hart and others for a night of camp clichés, TV rip-offs and tinsel. 13-22 December, tickets £15 / £12.50.

Alice in Poundland @ Battersea Barge
This has completely sold out for December, but new dates have been added in January for debauched and debased pantomime antics with some of London’s most popular and talented cabaret stars. 2-12 January.

Snow White and the Seven Poofs @ Green Carnation
This perennial favourite is in a new venue with some new cast members. Proud to flaunt the title “the capital’s filthiest pantomime”. 3 December-6 January, tickets £18.50.

The Comatose Beauty @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
This year’s RVT panto contains wigs, handbags and nary a spinning wheel. Cabaret performers Mz Kimberley, Myra DuBois, Lorraine Bowen, Alp Haydar, Holestar and Sharia Law star. 5-28 December, tickets £10.

David Hoyle & Richard Thomas: Merrie Hell @ Soho Theatre
Enjoy a night of festively filthy and darkly funny songs from Richard Thomas, one of the people behind Jerry Springer: The Opera, and performance artist “The Divine” David Hoyle. To 5 January, tickets £10-£20.

Let us know your recommendations in the comments.

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  • OPEN PEN

    NO mention of the most original and funny panto (not to mention celeb-free) that has been a staple for East Londoners for many a decade now? Stratford Theatre Royal will once again be providing me with my Christmas entertainment.

  • TGP

    And what about the fabulous Greenwich Theatre? I never miss it. This year is Robin Hood. I can’t wait.

  • http://twitter.com/charlesdickensl christopher west

    DominicGerrard is superb in his version of A christmas Carol at the Waterloo East Theatre (close to South Bank). He uses a life size puppet of Scrooge, and charmed young and older at our recent Dickens Day For GOSH- do go and see him, you’ll be inspired and thrilled.