Yesterday, Project Dirt alerted us that Cottington Community Garden's scarecrow is missing. The communal kitchen garden on the Cottington Estate in Kenington is usually watched over by J-Lo but she mysteriously disappeared last week.
Her distraught garden friends say:
She was last seen wearing a curly wig, a red Chinese style top and blue jogging bottoms. She is about 6ft 2 inches with a pole up her bum.
There's wheat that needs watching and a new orchard to foster so let's help get J-Lo back to her patch. Please keep your eyes peeled and help get the word out by retweeting this.
If you have any information regarding J-Lo's whereabouts, please get in touch with Cottington Community Garden via Project Dirt.