- London's school children are to be given 125,000 tickets for 2012.
- The capital has three new rape crisis centres.
- Talking of crisis... Crisis is having a, um, crisis: they're a venue short for Christmas.
- Disabled badge holders are to be banned from using Olympic traffic routes.
- Introducing Lady Gaga: the waxwork.
Big big big big Ben ben ben ben, by The Humanette via the Londonist pool.
