London Weekly: The Plot Thickens

newsreader.jpg This Friday, February 5th, is the launch date for The London Weekly, the latest freesheet to clog up Tube carriages from Epping to Ealing and all points inbetween. Yet just three days before commuters get their greedy mitts on the rag, there remain more questions than answers about the paper’s provenance

After doing a bit of research on TLW’s celebratedly inept website, reporter James Ball plunged into the Byzantine world of the newspaper’s ownership, and has turned up more dead ends than a Shoreditch smirting paddock. Read the excellent analysis for the fine print, but his diligent work throws up more unanswered questions than Tony Blair’s showdown with the Chilcott inquiry: the journalists writing for it and the puppetmaster(s) controlling the whole enterprise are obscured in a miasma of uncertainty, there are confusing and contradictory accounts of when the website and the paper’s name were first registered, and the only address that can be traced goes back to a west London P.O. box. A three-pipe problem, certainly.

As Ball notes, there’s nothing specific to suggest that the paper is “anything other than what it seems”. But various conspiracy theories are already abroad. One suggest that it is a cynically-manipulated SEO gambit. IanVisits wonders if the hands of the furtive Barclay brothers are behind the project. And more than one Londonista has suggested that the whole thing could be a spoof by Chris Morris, a fall-back plan should his new film turn out to be a bust.

We’ll all find out by Friday, when, if all goes to plans, the first copies of the London Weekly are pressed into commuter flesh. Drop us a line if you manage to get hold of one.

  • http://undefined Vikram

    I just had a chat with some one who was at the ‘reception’ and did not have any information!

    http://www.ardillanet.com/tlw/ should have been live on 20/12 but still isn’t.

    Rest is as follows:

    Website goes live on the 20th of December 2009

    (250,000 copies distributed in London each and every week. The only free newspaper in London covering light entertainment, gossip, politics, health, music and fashion)

    For Advertising/Partnership Opportunities

    Phone 0203 368 6949
    Fax 0203 368 6948
    Email info@thelondonweekly.co.uk

  • http://undefined M@

    Judging from the web site, only three options occur to me:

    1) This is some spoof by Chris Morris or someone of that ilk, attempting to show how easy it is to put together a London news presence on a shoestring, given the ‘quality’ of the mainstream competition.

    2) It really is a new London paper, but put together on such a low budget that it’s going to be ripped to shreds in its first week of print.

    3) There’s something else going on here. The team know what they’re doing, and have a clever, leftfield strategy to look naff but come up trumps in the end.

    My money is on number 1.

  • http://undefined cobo04

    So back to three freebie newspapers, one morning daily, one evening daily and one friday weekly. I get the metro okay but have issues getting issues of the Standard. Get the train from Blackfriars and the standb for the standard is there but empty. So where I’ll pick up the London Weekly I don’t know, except maybe a discared one on the train/tube.

  • http://www.toneknob.com iSleepDiagonal

    I’ve got a copy – it’s terrible

  • http://www.toneknob.com iSleepDiagonal

    (unless it’s a joke)

  • Jonn

    I hate myself for thinking this, but… I actually miss TheLondonPaper.