The Muppet Suicides Part 2: Animal Noosed

Readers who tuned in over Christmas may remember our sadness at discovering the Sesame Street puppet Elmo drowning in Camden Lock. Further Muppet tragedies have since been reported, including this grim occurrence pictured by Conrad Roth on Twyford Abbey Road, Park Royal. Although suicide is suspected, we can't rule out a muppetophobic attack. These incidents are suspiciously similar to the multiple cases of teddy bear maltreatment previously chronicled on these pages. We'll bring you news of further misadventures as we hear them. Feel free to send evidence to londonist - at - gmail.com.