Honey Monster To Visit Watford

By · July 10, 2009 at 14:00 pm · No comments · Latest News · Report an error ·

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Image / Peter Darch

In the pantheon of breakfast cereal critters, the Honey Monster always held a cherished place in our childhood hearts. Cockier than Coco Monkey, tougher than Tony The Tiger, and quite frankly a creature whose single-minded savagery was more captivating to the impressionable young mind than the effete jousting of Messrs Snap, Crackle, and Pop — and all this despite the cereal he fronted, Sugar Puffs, behind nigh on inedible. Fast forward a couple decades, and it seems that far from settling into a relaxing retirement, the Honey Monster is still out there working his finger to the bone: he’s appearing this weekend at Harlequin shopping centre in Watford, quite literally pimping a new cereal that goes by the name Honey Waffles. Can’t his employers just let him grow old gracefully?

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  • http://undefined M@

    Is he still hanging around with that ‘Uggy’ monster? She was right rough. Think he could have done better, personally.

  • http://undefined DeanN

    I heard rumours that she was blackmailing him into staying with her. Apparently their bedroom antics ran to the, how shall we say, ‘unorthodox’, and she had the photographs and scars to prove it.

  • http://undefined cobo04

    Maybe his mummy came to the rescue, offered him his honey.

  • http://undefined Kevin Blake

    Don’t rush there quite yet – the Honey Monster will be appearing next weekend (18th / 19th), not this one.

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