- Extremely depressing: 82-year old woman repeatedly stabbed
- Extremely optimistic: Boris gets on board for World Cup 2018 bid
- Extremely a la mode: Oxford Street to host high street fashion week
- Extremely dreamy: Johnny Depp in town for gangster flick premiere
- Extremely fishy: poker and porn at the Palace
- Extremely unsexy: Deputy Mayor wants ban on naughty newspaper ads
