Say it With Plasticine

D'ya know what? We might just be tempted to go along to the Chelsea Flower Show this year. Hay fever and all. It's starting to look like a bit of fun. Seems there is no end to James May's talents: drinker, driver, and now horticulturalist. He has designed a plasticine garden, which sounds splendidly silly. Add to that the promise of a perfume garden and scrap sculptures, and it's more outsider art than insider smart. Apparently the credit crunch is to blame (such an easy option) for the strimmed opulence: we're talking leaner and greener. Tickets are still available for the last three days of the show, which runs from 19th-23rd May. Now, where's our hat.... (Image/Jessicamulley.)