• Mr. Thin of Ilford is donating his body to science to help weight-related research.
• Shock story just in: drugs are apparently rife on the streets of Croydon.
• That won’t do nicely: a police officer is charged with improper use of his credit card.
• A new botanical art gallery is to open at Kew.
• The wannabe suicide bomber trial continues with the revelation that the accused left a trail of incriminating bomb bits all over the place.
• A depressed mother of three tried to kill herself and her children to save them all from a bleak future. And to save taxpayers’ money, apparently.
• City slicker success: it’s all in the hormones, ‘t’would seem.

Dilemma from Fraser Smith (camera shaker)’s flickr photo stream.