• In the weekend crime round-up…police were rather cross to be shot at on Friday, while there was an unseemly brawl outside Claire’s Accessories (we blame the pink feather boas).
• And in the wannabe-crime round-up, meet the bunny burglar who managed to cage himself.
• Shiny new terminal, shiny new security measures: there will be fingerprinting for all at T5.
• Two ‘first ladies’ have been in the news this weekend: pretender Cherie got to dress up when she got an honorary something from Roehampton University, whilst the original one, battleaxe Maggie, spent a night in hospital.

And here’s what we think we will have learned by this time next week….

• That most people would like Girls Aloud to be Girls-a-bit-quieter-please.
  
• That both Ken and Boris have been wearing gloves up until now…
  
• That the Met Office is actually quite clever most of the time.

  Have a good week and hold on to your hats.
  Sleepy snuggly graffito care of whatwhat’s flickr photo stream.